BORK

You wake up in a dark room.

There is a door. There is a mailbox. The mailbox already has opinions about you.

BORK is a surreal, command-driven horror-comedy text adventure where curiosity is rewarded, punished, documented, and occasionally prosecuted. Explore 133 nonlinear rooms, meet deeply questionable characters, collect objects that seem useless until they suddenly are not, and discover multiple ending routes shaped by what you touched, carried, spared, or kicked.

RECOMMENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES (17+)

Content warning: Strong language, dark humor, suicide and self-harm themes, a hanging depiction, fantasy violence, graphic creature attacks, and surreal/disturbing situations.

EARLY ACCESS v0.82 — THE WALL SAID NOT YET

• 133 rooms across the original dungeon, underground facility, and a new paranormal detour

• A nine-room route connecting the time-fucked dead end to the north service hall

• A false pause screen, possessed command parser, brutally honest mirror, a 3:99 clock, and one classified toaster

• A childhood card experiment with helpful and chaotic solutions

• A party rejection route with a peaceful exit—or a living-room and kitchen insurance claim

• A branching hatch labyrinth containing Postal Court, a ten-room descent into insanity, the Caretaker route, and deeper containment

• A roaming creature that can hear you, hunt you, and make hiding feel like a temporary administrative error

• Multiple ending routes, Borkemon, hidden interactions, suspicious inventory, save support, and ending discovery tracking

• Licensed music and original sound effects

Also fixed: the stay quiet crash, Professor Bork now answers who are you, and take borkemon behaves like an actual command instead of a personal insult.

The game will not tell you what kind of person you are. It will simply keep notes and arrange a hearing.

BORK is fully playable, deeply unfinished in the most intentional sense, and still growing. Early Access buyers receive future builds through this page.

Windows: Extract the ZIP, keep the included files together, and run Bork.exe. No installer or additional software is required.

Developed by Half Drunk Interactive.